Can never be a joke. I dont find it the least bit funny when the fool of a puppy Winkie wakes me up that early everyday. Normally, whenever I wake up in the morning, I cannot go back to sleep for my life. So 6 am it was for me today morning. And as punishment, she will be debarred from her ‘regular‘ morning walk today 
can we call winkie your fitness instructor?
Ha ha ha, in another lifetime maybe.