RingChen

While I was reading this awesomely funny book called ‘Can you keep a secret’ by Sophie Kinsella, I began to mentally make a list of all the *small* secrets that I’ve guarded righteously through these years. I mean, what the heck - the moral of the story was - not to be downright mortified by having your secrets leaked out AND to give a damn if and when it finally does. Here goes nothing:

1. I hate housekeeping. I havent picked up a broom in ages. Yet my hardworking maid doesnt get any credit when people say how neat my place is. 
2. I like it when I lose my temper. I vent out all my pent up rage against that person and it feels goood.
3. I have to answer my phone when it rings. Even when I am asleep, I stumble around in the dark to pick up the damn phone. As for the term ’switching off the phone’, I’ve never heard of it.
4. I hate shoe shopping. I’ve had enough salesmen look at my feet, ruminate for a moment and then announce that they have only the next smaller size at the moment. Very sorry indeed.
5. I do not like growing old. I’m quite envious when I see young people strutting their stuff.
6. I’m afraid of the dark. I’m mentally afraid of being spooked by a ghost.
7. Most of the lines I use are from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. I guess it doesnt help that I still watch the show everyday.
8. I’ve stopped walking my dog. I just cant wake up in the cold, winter morning. Will summer be any different? The dog will have to wait and see.
9. I could not watch Casablanca. No matter what people say about classic movie & all that jazz. Even though I especially went and bought an original copy just cause I had heard so many rave reviews about it. Money straight down the black & white drain.
10. I havent shaped my eyebrows in years. People dont even notice it and I can do without the extra pain, I’m sure.
11. Lastly, I dont really divulge all my *other* secrets on a public blog with my own name. For that, I am planning to start another blog with a fake name and then spill my guts. Till then, this will have to do.