Two days to go

I think my dog is confused as to who her master really is. Even though it is me who feeds her daily, cleans up after her mess in the house and takes her for long walks (when I feel up to it although not recently) In spite of all this, she’s been snarling & jumping on me whenever she feels like, the ingrate.

It seems when she was a pup, she used to run outdoors and head towards the river to play, swim and ultimately drown herself perhaps. Now, this would be the time I was away at work. So, the watchman used to give her a sound thrashing when caught and Winkie was petrified to death of this guy.

A few days back, I had let her free to horse around and to my irritation, she chose to ignore my calls of Come here. I called for her for 15 minutes like a fool while she pranced around eating shit from here and there. Eww. The watchman saw this and said, Winkie’s being disobedient, huh? Shall I call her? After which he shouted her name only once and the bitch that she is came running frantically towards us.

I was dumbstruck as the watchman went grinning away. It was then I realized that my dog thinks that guy is her real master and I’m just someone who’s being kind enough to feed her and let her sleep in my house. No wonder she doesnt respond to any of my commands. And I used to think that it was because of lack of training provided to her.

As an afterthought, I have resorted to imitating the watchman’s deep baritone while issuing commands to my dog. And it works! I’m done being the nice owner and also keeping a stick handy at all times in any case.

6 Responses to “Two days to go”


  1. 1 Ajith

    Dog is not realizing that master’s master is not the actual master :).. Mathematically, dog does not understand that if A -> B & B-> C , A->C … ( An attempt to crack a PJ )

  2. 2 Rinchen

    Huh? I’m still figuring this one out…

    >> Master’s master is not the actual master - means the watchman is my master who’s not the actual master? That makes sense except how can the watchman be my master!?!

    Or I am the watchman’s master who still isnt the dog’s actual master? That cant be right cause the watchman’s definitely not THE master.

    I got the PJ attempt but I didnt get it all :D

  3. 3 Deepak

    Q: What happens when Ajith tries to crack a PJ?
    A: The PJ replies, “I am uncrackable material”

    @Ajith: Sorry dude… I’m still in that comment drama mood. :P

  4. 4 Rinchen

    Hahaha… this one cracked me up this time for sure :D

  5. 5 Ajith

    Hahaha :D Ok..let me try explaining this again ..

    Watchman is the master of dog and you are the master of watchman..Dog does not realize that you are the actual master . I know that maths formed a bad PJ attempt..but couldn’t help :)

  6. 6 Rinchen

    Ohhhh…. I get it now. Uff, I feel so stupid.

    Of course what you said makes perfect sense now. Only I wasnt even thinking for once that the watchman is the dog’s master… DOH! :D

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