RingChen

Post a tediously long reflection on what sort of person I am, the soul searching for the truth behind me and my tendancies towards life and its existential angst made me conclude the following:

1. I hate cats with a vengance. Last time my poor Winkie wagged her tail (and pounced as well) at a teeny weeny kitten, it hissed and clawed a razor sharp blow smack across Winkie’s face. My dog hasnt been the same around cats ever since.

2. I will never be an outdoorsy person. Lets face it - I am the kind of person to watch TV non-stop the moment I wake up till I sleep. I need to be paid to venture outside. In fact, thats probably the only reason I go to work 5 days a week.

3. I will watch all the cookery shows on TV but never for the life of me, never know how to reproduce the same in my kitchen. Are cookery shows a great big hoax where they secretly laugh behind people like me & my poor attempts to cook as per their instructions? I am beginning to think so…

4. I get minus points when it comes to picking up great books to read. The last time I tried buying a book by just reading its cover, I ended up with two really, really boring reads that till date has been collecting dust on my shelf. In other words, only my friends buy fantastic books and I end up reading their copies and later when I do buy my own copy, it finishes up gathering yet another bout of dust on my shelf. Moral of the story is - I need to dust my book shelves clean.

5. I would also be inherently lazy if not for the fact that I love writing my blog. Or reading my books. All other things follow in their own sweet time and space. In fact, my lazy thing to do for today is to truncate this post at point 5. Have a happy Gandhi Jayanti tomorrow everyone. Thank god it means a day off