I love teaching my students. I dont know if they reciprocate the feeling while being taught by me but I must say, when I took on this job 4 years ago little did I know that I was heading towards an experience of a lifetime. The very first thing I learnt about my seemingly innocent students was not to take anyone at face value. And that, they will do anything to wriggle out of class.
The first class I took was in a make-shift cabin of yore cause the campus was not ready yet. Two batches of first year students were huddled together in a dark classroom; dark cause power had just failed. And it was the first day after a long vacation. And it was an afternoon class. And they were to study Electrical. With a brand new rookie teacher. I suppose all of these put together prompted them to implore to me not to take class that day puhleezeee…. ma’m how can we study in the dark…. pretty please….
I took pity on them and let them off. When I walked out, the Vice Principal asked me why I wasnt taking their class. When told about the dark story, he walked into the now-silent class and pulled a cord leading to the ceiling and lo presto! The middle part of the wooden ceiling lifts and as if like magic, light floods into the now-bright classroom.
The class burst out laughing, after the VP had left, of course. Needless to say, I became wiser that day onwards.
What I like about teaching these young minds is not limited to just the text book stuff. If I may include Miss Wormwood’s concise teacher definition, “It’s not enough that we have to be disciplinarians. Now we need to be psychologists.” Well… almost…
When you’re dealing with 300 students, you need to come out of your perfect-world and accept that some students need attention, encouragement, even love while a few others may simply require the scolding of their lifetime. I’ve encountered the most intelligent students, with a sad drawback of not being able to communicate in English. Then there are ones who get by without the least bit of studying and instead concentrate on getting into trouble maybe because they “hate” their parents. Some are plain dunces who will desperately attempt with all they got but wont make it through their first year.
We have sportsmen who will sacrifice their sessional tests for the upcoming cricket match; then there are these shy, quiet students who will take the last seat and never look up from their desk. There are boyfriends & girlfriends who will stay joined at the hips in each class; while some are so irritating that I have to tell them to shut up and not ask a 100 irrelevant questions or else…
There are students who will always bunk their classes & fall short of attendance (who actually remind me of my days in college!) There are class clowns who are sometimes too funny for their own good; some students are born leaders, teachers’ pet, groupies, politicians, stalkers even! Each of them as different and unique from the other.
I am happy imparting education, not only professionally but also in terms of doing the right thing - morally & socially. One of my favourite alternate lecture is to tell students not to litter the environment and to make sure they put garbage in bins and not fly it in the campus. Another stress is to make sure they discard their Hindi, Nepali, Telegu, Punjabi and speak in English. Period.
Its an uphill task sometimes and the young mind may not take the enforcements too well in their stride but what makes up for that is my ex-students coming back to visit me, call me up or email me about how well they’re doing and that they miss the college. I miss them all too.
In the meantime, all I can do is sing, “We dont need no education” along with my students during one of their numerous talent shows and get ragged during Teacher’s Day. I think this year I may finally have to dance for them.


That was a good read!
Long back when I was on the other side of the class (I mean when I was a student) with two silly plaits and all (yeah, really long back :P) I had this huge crush on my Maths professor. He was as older than my dad (No, I am not going in the lines of Nishabd) but I guess my crush orginated mainly because he was teaching Maths, which was my passion at that time. So since he seemeed to have that all-encompassing Maths stuff in his head, it was very attractive to me
So anything like that in your class?
Or something like the FRIENDS episode where the students pretend to *love* Ross to get a good grade?
Hey I wonder why there is no just-another-IT-couch-potato-day just like Teacher’s day! Just kidding
hey good to see your students victory over writers block.
you know wht i mean right!
i’d love to see you teaching when i am home next. may be refresh some of my engg. subjects? crash course you see. ;)hope you will let me in…
sometimes i wonder where life takes us. imagine how least attentive students of the past like us gets it back real hard!
Girl, if any student has a crush on moi, they sure are doing a hell of a job keeping it a secret! Ha ha, they’re too busy grimacing from the tounge-lashing they get more often than not.Yeah, that Ross episode was a good one. Hoping against hope some doofus will try to pull that one on me & I can eat him (or her, who knows) alive for lunch!You dont wanna have an IT Day if its anything like the Teachers Day we have here. Eg. “Ma’m, please come to the stage and show how Michael Jackson does the moonwalk” I’d rather cut out my legs and excuse myself instead!Btw, please meet S! She was the maths geek of my high school. Used to love maths & the maths teacher, too I think!
S, I think my writer’s block disappeared for the time being. Next time you come home and sit for my class, will put a bed in my classroom so that you can stretch it out :POh, those good ol days, when we were students once. Seems like 5 centuries ago….
Muahaha - this was an awesome read!
Reminded me of those REC days. And i loved the trick the kids pulled on ya.
Yeah, much like our REC days. Who would have thought we would actually grow out of that place and have a real life!